There a few keys to success if you want work in a factory: 1) Always appear to have work to do. 2) Never take the blame for broken machinery/equipment, even if you broke it. 3) Convince the higher-ups that your job could not be done by a robot.
Monthly Archives: October 2011
“…so the guy jumps from the flaming car, I mean flies from it! Well I’ll be damned if the car isn’t heading for the only combination piano-fireworks store in town. The crowd that is looking on is horrified, but what are we gonna do, jump in front of the car? But when it hits, there […]
My consciousness is a lighthouse and my mind the ship. There is no fog, I can see the coast and I am on auto-pilot. The shiny metal pilot drives on the highway or does paperwork at the factory or writes a check for the rent. But the fog settles on the water, they are reunited […]
It's a Beautiful Day I Need a Drink 